shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.

buttcamp:

have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever

dude, you are so fucking awesome!

<3 

fuckyoukripke:

hitchhikersguidetoblainesanus:

do you ever think about sam and dean being dads and just scream into your hands

#fuck you man the bacon is going to burn #like sam pop-kissing a little brown-eyed boy and then turning around to kiss dean and dean’s like and sam tells him he sounds like a housewife #which earns a kick to the shin #but dean smiles just a little when sam turns away and goes to their son and lifts him from his high-chair #and he holds him on his hip while he finishes cooking breakfast and the toddler just keeps knotting his hands into his hair and babbling nonsense but dean winchester has never been happier in his life

1. i’ve moved into my own apartment with a gypsy roommate
2. my cat is currently MIA, in heat, and probably pregnant
3. the moon is in libra 
4. i weigh 157 lbs
5. all my pants are too big
6. i have zero money
7. i ain’t even mad